submissivesecrets:

Caption: When I tell women I’m Submissive…. I’d wish they’d think THIS….. NOT THIS.  
Stereotypes and being young suck.

 

scopophiliacs:

Deanna, you klutz!

Shouldn’t her crazy intense, half-Betazoid intuition have told her Picard was standing RIGHT THERE?!

Sheesh.

This is not Deanna. It’s Ensign Sonya Gomez. (I admit I had to look her name up)

bwansen:

elfboi:

beckyloves:

wat.

vagina dentata?

Defloration will be dangerous.

Pro: it’s awesome.

Con: cunnilingus would be biro-flavoured.

veronicaisnice:

I love her. So much.

elfboi:

BTW, ich ROFLierte gerade über die Quell-URL: “knusprig-titten-hitler”

elfboi:

yourmaj3sty:

Odin. He was a major god in Norse mythology and the ruler of Asgard

The ravens are called Hugin and Munin.

Which means “Thought” and “Memory”.

elfboi:

everybody better fucking reblog this.

A friend of mine killed himself a couple of years ago. He was a tall, handsome, intelligent man in his early 30s, he had a doctorate in chemistry. He was in a relationship with an incredibly beautiful woman in her mid-20’s, they had been together for many years.

I don’t know why chose to die, but my best guess is that he couldn’t cope with being unemployed any longer.

geekyvamp:

The hint of a vein on my thigh and belly. And bush.

beautiful.

themikeyhorrorpictureshow:

<3! 

Keep calm and get that spare tire fixed.